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Gurminder, Jon H., John H., & John W. Are Awarded Huge Bonuses

Janet's Personal Org., The District of Columbia, 2004, FFE

The entire FAS agency stands in awe of their stellar achievements

Jon, John, John & Gurminder are proud to display the latest technology in the FAS Web and Database server room here in the semi-palatial USDA South Building.
Photographer: Primo Photographers Ansel Adams

These four gentlemen have done their best to keep our agency going during the endless and agonizing bleak and dreary transition period

It all started at a 5000-Watt station in Fresno. And went downhill from there.

But just when the situation looked completely hopeless, Jon, John, John & Gurminder stepped forward. With their cutting-edge hardware and their supporting team of slacker developers, they managed to keep the whole agency stumbling forward. Or backward. Or maybe just standing still.

Everybody in the agency has chipped in as much as they could afford (as high as a nickel in some cases) to reward our great Web and Database Administrators for their exemplary efforts.

This is, of course, just a preliminary to more relentless harrassment and unremitting demands. Just something to look forward to ....